Ballack

I've stopped writing to Ballack asking him to sign for Everton. Looks like he's opted for another 12 months stay in West London, presumably to get on the nerves of the next Chelsea manager. Instead I'm now writing to Torsten Frings, another German international midfielder, a very good one let me tell you, messing about at Werder Bremen. He's 32, German and knows how to manage a game.

Oh, and just check out his website. Can you imagine an English player putting something like this together? Do any of them have the wit or imagination to do it? Course not.

http://www.torsten-frings.com/