Happy Slapper

Nice one Everton. Real classy touch. Arrived home tonight to find one of these on the door mat. The sort of trick I'd expect from Gillingham and their big day out on Saturday.

Maybe we should get one of those big banner flags we can pass around over our heads in the stands at Goodison next season? Or do one of those Kop-esqe tributes with cards that ape what they've been doing all over Europe for years?

All that and they're irritatingly noisy. Hopefully I'll be sat behind the 50-something Twiggy look-a-like again this time who kept doing a Turkish-style throat slitting gesture to the Mancs at the semi.