In a week clouded by a host of MPs abusing their position as an elected representative of the people and skimming off taxpayer's money to line their luxurious, shag-pile sofas with another layer of golden fleece fur, I noticed Everton Football Club has helped itself to some money from my bank account.
Which was nice of them. Perhaps an email or text will be forthcoming confirming that I am shortly going to be the recipient of a prized cup final ticket. Or maybe they're just borrowing the money for a bit and will repay it with interest when someone lets the Daily Telegraph know what they're up to.
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